Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.