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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sugar eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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