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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Zeus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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