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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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