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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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