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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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