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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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