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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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