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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daisy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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