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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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