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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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