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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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