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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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