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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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