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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Buddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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