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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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