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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Alfie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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