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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Poppy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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