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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pennywise eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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