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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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