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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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