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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Champ eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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