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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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