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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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