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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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