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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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