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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Weasley eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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