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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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