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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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