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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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