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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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