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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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