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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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