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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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