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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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