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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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