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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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