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Pet death
My
aunt
Kitty
had their beloved pet
canary 🦜
Squishy
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃
a wild boar 🐗
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a hyena 🐺
a pufferfish 🐡
an elephant 🐘
a cow 🐮
a crocodile 🐊
a cheetah 😺
a venomous snake 🐍
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