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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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