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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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