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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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