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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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