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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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