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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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