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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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