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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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