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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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