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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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