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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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