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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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