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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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