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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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