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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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